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I got it! I got it!
Abuko's radio!
Mishimishi mishimishi~
Um...
Oyaki curry pasta...
What is that "mishimishi mishimishi"?
Scary...
Clap, clap, clap, clap!
Everyone, happy new year!
Mishimishi mishimin~
Min~
Mishimishi mishimin~
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Mishimishi mishimin~
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Mishimishi mishimin~
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Mishimishi mishimin~
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Mishimishi mishimin~
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Um...
Min!
In areas where you can't reach...
Area expansion!
I can't expand in areas!
Stop trying to challenge yourself!
I mean, it's new year.
It's the first Abuko's radio show of the year.
I have to do my best.
I'm not tired!
I'm tired.
You've been busy lately, haven't you?
Is there a final episode this month?
No!
It's new year.
I don't have time at all!
Happy new year!
Thank you very much!
Special!
No, it's not!
It's still going on!
It's Abuko's radio special!
Well, there's nothing special about it...
I wrote it on Twitter!
Um...
We received a lot of applications this time, so...
Um...
First of all...
Bushishipigawa?
Do you know Bushishipigawa?
No, I don't!
Bushishipigawa?
No, I don't!
Bushishipigawa?
A little bit!
Just a little bit!
Bushishipigawa is going well!
But I don't think it's that big of a flow!
Oh, really? Tell me when you get to the sea!
Yeah! Let's get started!
Let's get started!
Kimmo
Eh? "Gobi-kimmo"
Don't say "kimmo" straight! For the first time!
For the first time this year!
Ki
Then say "mo" too!
I would like to ask and read "Abukonae's problems and advice"!
Mishi mishi mishi mishi
Yes! "Mishi mishi mishi mishi"
Yes!
So, let's get started!
Oh!
No, let's ask this later!
Yes!
Well, let's see...
What is it?
It's late and my shoulders are sore! What should I do?
Go get a massage!
But...
Massage!
Well, I went to a massage the other day!
Yes!
Actually, it was yesterday, but yesterday...
It's really recent, isn't it?
Yes!
Well, with "Yukapi"...
Yes!
At the end of the talk...
Yes!
"Eh? Aren't your shoulders sore?" I thought...
Yes!
So I went there!
That's good!
Yes!
It was really good, so please go there!
Shall we continue?
Yes!
As for my advice...
I don't know how you feel...
That's right!
I want to say it!
Then say it!
Yes!
Let's go!
Continue!
We are "pichipichigeru" after all!
That's right! We are "pichipichipichi"!
Let's do "lutzia"
Are you serious? No, let's do "lutzia".
"Hanon", you said! That's "hanon", right?
Not "hanon"
I said "sera"!
Which one?
Ah!
The orange one!
The one that's clearly coming up first!
Sorry! We are "pichipichipichi" after all!
What's going to happen? Rika, do you have anything in mind?
I might want to hear this.
I'm actually on a diet, but I'm worried about not losing weight.
I like your style too much, but is there anything you are doing?
I want to be a beautiful guest like you.
Do you know?
No, this is Ayu.
I recently gained weight for New Year's Day, so that's it.
I also want to know about your diet.
The worst!
I didn't do anything.
Wow, you are thin without doing anything, but you are so skinny while losing so much weight!
You don't like it, do you?
No, no, no!
I'm really not helpful!
I don't know what you're talking about.
So...
You don't do anything!
You're a gluttonous eater and fat man.
No, I'm not!
When I was in fourth grade of elementary school, I was really skinny!
You were chubby even when you went home.
I don't know.
When you were in 4th grade, what did you eat for lunch?
It was wiener fat.
You ate three times as much rice with wiener fat.
But...
It's like Ayu did it.
I know what you mean.
Don't you?
Stress.
Stop it.
It's right, isn't it?
It's not right.
So I learned that if you eat up your stress, you'll lose weight.
This is something you shouldn't take for granted. Let's go stress-free!
Exercise! Exercise and lose weight!
Some people gain weight if they eat up their stress.
I really don't have a good diet.
But moderate exercise is important. I think it's important to dance.
That's true, that's true.
We're dancing, so we'll just do it.
Isn't dancing good?
Like learning a light TikTok dance and doing it.
That's it.
And playing a game of dancing.
Sounds good.
And doing something free with a zip.
Yeah, let's do that.
That! Let's move!
Yeah, let's do that.
Especially...
It's Kona, but...
What?
Have you ever been separated?
What?!
Where is that?
It's there!
No, no, no.
It's Ayu-chan.
Where is it?
It's Ayu-chan.
Ayu-chan is...
She's out of the picture.
I'd like to ask Kona-san in particular, but...
Have you ever been abandoned?
From where?
What's that?
Ayu was abandoned.
What's "tane"?
What's "hotter"?
But there are some of those seeds, so...
That's why I'm here.
You were worried about it?
I was worried about it.
You were worried about the seeds?
I was worried about it, but I couldn't help it.
Does that mean you've grown up too much?
Totoro?
Why? Don't run away from Totoro.
Did you throw it away?
No, no, you did it first!
I'm like that.
I'll get close to the person who will get close to me.
What?
Is that how we were related?
What?
Oh, my God, you're laughing like a witch.
What? What do you mean?
Let's do it on LINE.
No, I can't.
No, it's going to take a long time.
No, I can't. Why?
Nagai Hiroshi.
Who?
Nagai Hiroshi.
Then, next?
No, this is fixed.
No, no, you said it first!
I said it first!
I'm not alone!
What?
Who is it?
Is it Rika's mom?
Why is it Rika's mom?
Is it Rika's mom?
Don't say it!
But I'm...
I'm worried about my kids.
No, I know.
Before that, I know you're worried about your kids.
So, if we talk about this, we're both different, okay?
You know what?
Abukona has a goal of becoming rounder this year.
You know what? Abukona has a goal of becoming rounder this year.
I can't do it anymore.
It's not like that!
I can't do it anymore.
Without it, we wouldn't have these events either, right?
That's right.
Let's do it.
Okay!
Let's do it.
Hurry up and finish your snack, carpas.
I finished it.
Let's go to the next one.
Compliment Abuna a lot.
Abuna is...
She's handsome.
What's that?
That's it.
Raisin bread is...
Don't copy me.
I'm embarrassed.
Why?
I knew you'd praise me like that.
I see.
Oh!
Abuna is a really nice unit.
I hope the next CD will have an original song.
Let's do our best.
Let's do our best, too.
That's the only way we can do it.
Look at reality.
Think realistically.
How sure are you?
Two.
Two percent.
Really?
As I thought, two percent.
Let's do our best.
It's from here.
That's right.
Your eyes are big and when you laugh, you don't have eyes like you're sleeping.
I'm not praising you.
Anyway, you're cute and baby.
Hey, I'm not praising you.
The one who sent it isn't a baby.
It's just my way of reading it.
Oh, you're kidding me.
Your eyes are big and when you laugh, you don't have eyes like you're sleeping.
Anyway, you're cute and baby.
The one who sent it is a baby.
That's why you called me out.
Oh! Oh!
Nakaerika Produce... Oh, no.
5th anniversary performance. Nakaerika Produce was the best.
This is my costume, isn't it?
Ah...
Next time, I want you to produce the whole of NGT.
Is it a baby?
It's a baby, isn't it?
All right, everyone, let me know.
Is it okay for you to say that?
That's...
But Rika-tan...
Well, Rika-tan does her costume cute, too.
I want you to do the performance.
I want to do the performance.
I want you to produce the performance.
Like Setori.
I want to do the performance.
Yeah.
But...
I don't have much sense.
You only have a sense of humor.
I'm going to say it.
Even in the past 5th anniversary video,
I'm Ayutaro, the editor.
We're having a majorese time right now,
so please enjoy the reverse playback time.
It's surprisingly long.
Now, I'd like to introduce you to my snacks while I'm editing.
The snacks I ate today were...
I'm sorry!
To be honest, I didn't eat any snacks!
It's winter, but isn't it cold?
Be careful during your performance!
The reverse playback time will end soon,
so goodbye!
Drone!
I wonder if we can broadcast this?
If we could, we'd have all of Av's "peee"s in it.
Moving on...
Cool, cute, sexy! Oppappi!
Hey, it's random, isn't it?
Yeah.
Everyone, line up.
Line up in front of me.
Hey, what's this "oppi oppi oppi meni"?
Hey, what's this?
It's sudden. What's this?
"Oppi oppi oppi oppi meni"!
What's this?
"Oppi oppi oppi meni"!
Wow, this is good.
Who is this person who sent this?
I'm sorry! On the contrary, isn't there something you can't praise?
No, that's...
That's good.
We have something that's actually perfect.
Abu-san! I like your smile!
Kona-san! The lemon's "shuwa shuwa"!
Huh? What's this?
What do you mean?
I don't know.
What do you mean?
I don't know.
I wonder what this is.
Oh, is it sake?
Is it "lemon sour"?
"Lemon sour"?
No, it's "sweet potato's shuwa shuwa".
I'd like to go to the next one.
Um...
Go ahead.
Um...
"Abu-chan"...
I definitely want to read this. Can I read it?
Go ahead.
Abu-chan is normally smart.
Kona-chan's head spins fast.
"Abu-chan"...
Wait, wait, wait...
Um, um, um...
Abu-chan is normally smart.
Kona-chan's hatch is partly correct.
Abu-chan is normally smart.
My head isn't all good.
Why?
Make it bigger!
For example, what is "jiatama"?
It has a high ability to live...
But...
It doesn't have learning ability.
That's the worst.
What is that?
I don't know.
First time hearing it.
Opeme?
Who is Opeme?
Opeme...
Stop it.
The next segment is...
Ask for Abucona's opinion.
Which one of you is more reliable?
Yes, it's me.
It's definitely me, right?
No!
You know...
Sometimes...
Both of us...
Sometimes we're reliable and sometimes we're not.
It depends on what you're saying.
Yes, yes, yes.
You're more reliable...
That's right.
Um...
What is it?
You're more like me...
Our roles are well-distributed.
Yes, yes, yes.
We're well-distributed.
Yes.
But basically it's you, Rika-tan.
I get angry easily...
Yes.
I cause you trouble...
No, no.
I think that's bad...
But...
Yes.
As I thought...
Um...
She's smart, so...
Yeah.
She's smart, isn't she?
Yeah.
She's smarter than about five people, Rika-tan.
Yeah, she's smart.
But Aya's smart, so...
Yeah.
There's something about that.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
But there wasn't anything good about me.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Aya's good point is...
It's good! I need it!
It's good! No, no, no.
Um...
She practices hard until her deadline.
Hey, really... Stop it. It's embarrassing.
Um...
It looks like she's a hard worker, but...
Yeah, she is.
So...
Um...
She definitely practices hard...
No!
If she doesn't practice, she gets mad.
lol
She has that side of her.
No, she's not.
She's bad at it, so she's looking at me like that, but...
No, I mean...
That's...
Well, like...
There are people who can do it and people who can't do it.
Yeah.
That's amazing, isn't it?
Yeah.
Okay! Next!
Hmm?
As expected of you.
Stop it, professor.
As expected of you.
Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.
Next, next, next, next, next, next, next!
Yes.
Hmm...
Um...
Is your fan's name "zumashii"?
That's right.
And it's not "zumashii".
It's "zumashii".
You know...
Since then...
You decided it in the showroom.
In the forest.
Yeah.
I decided it.
Did you see me make "atmark" "zumashii"?
No, I didn't.
"atmark" might be approved by extermination organizations one of these days. "zumashii"
Did you hate me? Did you hate me?
I didn't hate you.
"zumashii" is...
Um...
I guess it was used for waste.
But I want to make "zumashii" goods.
No, no.
That's true.
I mean, isn't it cute with a pouch?
That's true.
It's like a mysterious planet.
Let's make it shiny. Black shiny.
That's good. That's good.
No, it's good. I really want it.
And...
"zumashii"?
I want to make "zumashii" goods.
What would be good?
I want to make a controller case or something.
That's really...
And...
I have a question. "zumashii"... "zumashii" is fine, right?
"zumashii" isn't fine, is it?
Yeah, "zumashii".
"zumashii"? "zumashii"?
No, no. It's like...
It's suddenly getting serious, so I don't like it.
"zumashii"...
That's weird.
"zumashii"...
Let's make goods!
My goal for this year is...
I want to play Gravia once at Avocona.
No, twice.
I want to play it twice.
And...
I want to make "zumashii" goods.
No.
That's the best realistic answer.
And...
"nipper" hope.
"coupling"?
"coupling"...
No, "suberikome"...
Can't I "suberikome" anymore?
Wouldn't it be great if it existed?
No, it would be the best if it existed.
It would be the best if it existed, wouldn't it?
First of all, "rikatan" is a song on TikTok.
You'll make it buzz, won't you?
No, no, no.
It's not going to buzz for sure.
You'll make it buzz, won't you?
And you can also use it for the ending of this YouTube "abukona" radio show.
Oh, that's nice.
It's nice, isn't it?
There's only two points. There's only two points.
Manager! Manager!
Can you hear me?
I'm asking my brain directly.
Manager! Konkonkon!
It's "abukona"!
Oh, it looks like there's no brain in it.
I'm sorry about that.
Your brain was quiet.
Then let's do it next time.
I'll do it next time.
But I definitely want to do it someday.
Someday.
That's right.
Yeah, I want to do it.
Shall we go next?
Are you going to do this?
Yes!
What is it?
I'll do it. Definitely.
Police volunteer on purpose.
I'll do it.
It's coming!
The story is coming up!
Let's do it!
Do you eat katsudon?
I eat it. I'm hungry.
Do you eat it?
I eat it.
I'm done with you about this.
You're doing it, Nakamura-san.
What is it?
You've been very Showa-like lately, haven't you?
What?
Like now.
No, I'm going to put it out shamelessly. Showa feeling.
It's not like I was born in Heisei at all.
That's right.
But this time, to be honest,
Nakaeri produced it, so...
This is it, isn't it? January 10, 2021.
21 hours and 15 minutes.
The opposite of the manuscript.
This is...
What is it?
It was "adult Yutaro".
The rabbit's characters perfectly match the "jirai" look.
No, no, no, no, no.
That's what you mean, isn't it, Nakamura-san?
No, I thought the rabbit was cute.
No, it's out.
It's out, you can see it.
Besides, if you ask me what I liked about this production...
Yes.
This costume.
Yes.
Um...
Oppa's neck?
It's not too tight around the neck, but...
Yes, yes.
It's not tight around the neck, but it's visible from under the net.
The tanima seen from under the net of the string.
Tanima through the net.
Yes.
Um...
You can see your wrists and ankles, right?
Yes, yes, that's right.
You can see all of your wrists, ankles and ankles in this sexy costume.
Yes.
This is the strongest costume that you can put a gata in there.
Yes.
This is good.
At first, we weren't going to see anything from under the net, right?
Yes, yes, yes.
We were going to cover it with lace, but...
Yes.
It's a long sleeve, so...
Yes.
I couldn't deny it was too dark.
Let's cover it up.
Yes.
But Rika-tan said we should open it up.
And that's how "Nakairika Produce" started.
That's the most common occurrence.
But I have another one.
What is it?
It's a spontaneous one.
It's one that I, Nakai Keibuho, found.
Yes.
It's like you're driving, hehe.
That's what I said.
On December 19th.
That's right.
I'm doing this.
You're not doing this, are you?!
I'm doing this.
Where?!
It's like a black kit and a mini skirt.
Everyone's wearing it!
It's definitely medical boots.
These boots are matching!
Right?!
Out!
These things are cute.
I knew it.
Nakai Rika-san.
Can I say it?
What is it?
It's a tweet that makes both of my tweets look cute.
What is it?
I found "Nakamura Cave".
What is it?
For example...
Don't be like this. Don't you hate it?
It's a tweet from January 12, 2021.
Four cows!
There are four of them!
These aren't cows.
It's "moo moo".
It's cows. It can be anything.
It's cows.
It's like "I'm an old woman, so I have to hold this."
I asked Nakai Rika-san to be sexy cows with me.
I think you said it.
But she said no.
She said no.
You don't like it, do you?
That's why I did it again and again.
What is it?
What Rika-tan said earlier...
No, let me explain from the first one.
First of all, a polite greeting.
A New Year's greeting.
Anyway, it's cute.
First of all, I'm surprised.
Out of the blue.
Rika-tan, you're cute.
In the second one...
Rika-chan, is it okay?
Sexy chest.
And seduce with a wink.
And in the third one...
Hey, if you let me say it, I'll kick you out.
Wink number three.
What is that pose?
If you take that pose...
O-oji-tan! Oji-tan!
In the fourth one...
Was your whole body like this?
You even have a garter!
That's definitely not your area of expertise!
It's like she's making me say it.
Sensei!
Sensei, you're just producing my clothes.
You're just producing my clothes.
You know...
It's done!
You're a pro, right?
There is no defect!
There is no defect in all four of them!
No, no, no.
Now...
Well...
It's coming, right?
Nakamura-san is...
This is a lot of jokes...
This is about my cows and stuff...
There might be some funny parts, but we want to try our best this year, so please cheer for us!
Please like if you thought this video was good!
I want to say something to the ramen club.
What is it?
The ramen club is full of dignified people, isn't it?
Everyone is doing something.
There is no man.
What is it?
I don't know.
Even though you are the oldest senior and the chief, you have a miniskirt more than anyone else.
No, no, no. I only have a miniskirt.
I can't help it.
I'll show you what I'm talking about.
No, no, no. I can't help it.
Give it to me.
What is it?
You only wear skinny jeans.
Black jeans.
What is it?
It's not skinny jeans.
Australia, too, was wondering if it was necessary to look back on it.
Everyone, how was it?
I hope you will listen to ABUCANA RADIO a lot this year as well.
It will continue in the park.
It will continue in the park again.
I would be happy if you could listen to it.
We are recruiting more and more police volunteers.
Please send me.
Anytime is fine.
No, but I also want to recruit a lot of Erika Nakai's Skebe police, so please...
Skebe police hasn't progressed much, so stop it.
I would like to take care of Skebe police as well, so thank you.
Also, I hope that some radio station will find my radio.
No, well...
Please.
Then, this time my radio will end here.
Now, next month's...
Next month's ABU park radio is...
Good evening, it's ABU.
The other day, Kona-chan said she suddenly wanted to eat apples and went outside.
When I came back, she said she quit apples and turned them into bananas.
Even if you say it in your house, it's a motel bar.
Those are the three.
I said all of them, but...
Those are the three.
Then, see you later!
Bye-bye!